im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Mom said you looked used
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Randomize
