I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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