I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
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My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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