Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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