: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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