Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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