Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
dude i'm inner monologue high
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
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If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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