Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
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