Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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