You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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