she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
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The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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