I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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its like you know when i get waxed
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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