kristin has been a bad kristin
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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