he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize