HIV tests are more positive than that guy
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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