I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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