i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
He felt like a one man threesome
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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