is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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