i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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