I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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