Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
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Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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