i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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