i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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