I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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