it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear