she smelled like a LAN party
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You can't just leave with hair like that
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.