he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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