You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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