it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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