do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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