Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.