so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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