Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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