if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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