please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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