she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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