im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Randomize
