im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
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eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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