You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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