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I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
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Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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