i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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