I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Two words: blizzard sex
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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