This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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