The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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