he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
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Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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