Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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