You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
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there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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