ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
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You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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