He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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