That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
