fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
